love.

May 20

Does anyone know what these are?

(Source: theanimalblog, via shes-hell-on-the-heart)

mandifbaby:

@chels_ayee said “R.I.P. Whitney Houston”. #ReRe #SheSlow #Oprah #Whitney #Smh

I AM SOBBING @danfcoffey1

(via ryaninmywonderland)

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

^this.

(via tuffxo)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

(via itsverypainfull)

^yahoo.

(Source: octopussoir-, via itsverypainfull)

(via itsverypainfull)

shutup-and-drew-me:

To David Karp: i will pay you 5 dollars to not sell tumblr to yahoo

KARP JUST BROKE MY TRUST. IT’S OVER.

itkindofrollsoffthetongue:

You can’t own me, Yahoo.

thelowlybible:

I know you guys are nervous about Yahoo buying out Tumblr, but the CEO of Yahoo dressed her newborn in a tomato suit, so I’m pretty sure we’re safe. 

whatiamtoyouisnotreall:

we were just sold for $1.1 billion dollars I thought slavery was over I’m a free person YOU DONT OWN ME WHAT HAPPENED